The SAGs happened, so Allison and I discuss the SAGs from Helen Mirren’s advice to live by, Michael Keaton’s bathroom break, and Jessica Chastain upping her Best Actress Oscar odds. From there, we talk about how the gossip site Hollywood Unlocked wrongly announced that THE QUEEN had died. We also get into Matthew McConaughey letting everyone know that the luscious mop of hair on his head is not from a hair transplant, thankyouverymuch.

Other stories we cover include Shailene Woodley and Aaron Rogers being back together, Jason Momoa and Lisa Bonet being back together, The Spelling Manot going up for sale, Tom Brady’s all-star road trip movie, and a couple offering Simon Cowell a ton of money to judge their sex skills.

We also do a Where Are They Now? on Cisco Adler, so yeah, vivid descriptions of THAT picture are ahead!

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