Coronavirus has become the worst virus to happen to the Royal Family since Prince Andrew, and Allison and I get into how Prince Charles, Duchess Camilla, and THE QUEEN tested positive for it, which is why THE QUEEN is only doing light duties. And after we wonder what kind of light duties THE QUEEN is up to, we talk about how The Wendy Williams Show is over and Sherri Shepherd’s new talk show will take its time slot.  We also talk about how true love is on life support now that Shailene Woodley and Aaron Rogers are over. We end the main segment by answering the question, “What is vabbing?!”

Other stories we cover include Coachella saying “fuck that” to all Coronavirus precautions, JLo saying “fuck that” to a public proposal with Ben Affleck, Euphoria’s high-budget school play, and the Finnish Olympic skier who ended up with a case of Snow Miser peen.

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