And in this episode, we pay tribute to the early-aughts jewel that was Millions of Milkshakes AKA the place to be for every celebrity and fame whore to get a milkshake and some attention. But before our ode to that milky early-aughts wonderland, we talk about the newest book that claims Prince Charles is the one who asked about the complexion of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s children. We also get into how it’s 2003 again thanks to Britney Spears calling out Christina Aguilera for not saying much when asked about her conservatorship ending. And Allison refuses to bow down to our future robot overlords as we talk about how Denny’s is using robots to serve their Grand Slams.

Other stories we cover include Adele lying to us all, Lindsay Lohan’s engagement, Will Smith’s barf sex, Don Johnson’s amazing pepaw sex, and the weird ass cast of Facts of Life Live!. Jennifer Aniston is playing Blair. Enough said.

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