Distraction Assassins

Distraction Assassins


Latest Episodes

Monte shows us how to pass a citizenship test and keeps from being deported….for now.
June 15, 2012

We discuss the American citizenship test and why Pakistan is charging us millions of dollars for trying to help them out.  Monte talks about the risks of coming out of the closet in professional sports, the NBA playoffs, and jackass cellphone users. Â

Remembering Tiananmen Square and celebrating our right to protest.
June 10, 2012

We discuss the horror of Tiananmen Square that occurred 23 years ago and the construction of a new refinery in Texas.  Monte jinxes the Mariners, talks Tiger Woods and NBA playoffs and Rob discusses the video game orgy that is E3!

Chagas: Sounds like a trendy restaurant but actually might kill you.
June 02, 2012

We welcome a surprise guest: Our black friend Frank as we discuss the new AIDS according to a new medical journal article and the recent decision by the Federal Court of Appeals on gay marriage.  Monte talks a little Mariners baseball and NBA draft and

Almost 50% of our veterans report some type of disability. Is war becoming too high of a cost for our soldiers on the homefront?
June 01, 2012

We discuss a recent study looking at disability rates among veterans and a new type of fraud that is sweeping the nation.  Monte talks a little NBA and a new season of Hard Knocks and Rob has some Geek News and gives his review of new downloadable cont

Go ahead touch the President’s hair. No really touch it.
May 31, 2012

We discuss how cool our President is along with a new poll showing America's stance on gay marriage.  Monte talks about the NBA playoffs and Rob gives some Geek News and introduces Samuel L MotherF'n Vader.

New study shows that Congress may be getting dumber but is still smarter than the average American.
May 25, 2012

We discuss the dumbing of Congress and space: the final frontier.  Monte talks a little NBA and NFL and Rob gives a very brief edition of Rob's Couch thanks to a forgotten power cord.

New study shows that sugar can make you stupid. I knew fat and lazy but dumb too!?
May 21, 2012

We discuss the results of a new study and other headlines.  Monte talks NBA playoffs and a little baseball and Rob has some Geek News and a double dose of Xbox LIve video game reviews.

Based on the latest criticism of Romney of his behavior during his high school years let’s just hope Monte and I never run for office.
May 17, 2012

We discuss where America stands on gay marriage and the recent controversy of Mitt Romney's high school behavior.  Monte talks a little NBA playoffs and Rob has some Geek News and another edition of Best of the Internets.

Ever wonder why you suffer from brain farts? Hint: It’s probably not the bottle of wine you consumed last night.
May 05, 2012

We discuss the cause of the "brain fart" and a museum devoted to racism.  Monte recaps the NFL draft and airs a beef against fans who follow a player and not a team.  Finally Rob tells you what's cooking at the Box Office and gives some highlights o

Wearing black doesn’t mean you are evil, does it? A new study shows that referees may disagree.
May 01, 2012

We welcome our black friend Frank as we discuss our subconscious view of the color black and the Supreme Court's recent hearing of a state's rights case.  Monte talks about the NFL draft and recent changes to the BCS system and Rob gives some Geek News