Distraction Assassins

Distraction Assassins


Latest Episodes

Anaheim, police shootings,political ads, and billboards.
August 15, 2012

We welcome our black friend Frank as we discuss...well...our title pretty much says it all.  But later in Sports and Leisure we review our Beer of the Week and talk about college football rankings.  Finally on the Couch we talk a little video games,

We give an update on all things Angelpunk with a little help from one of it’s creators.
August 04, 2012

We welcome a special guest Kevin Curry as we discuss all things Angelpunk including an update on the novel, movie and a brand new board game!  In Sports and Leisure we  rate another Beer of the Week and talk about cheating at the Olympics.  Final

Get ready for the Olympics with that runner guy and the swimmer guy and..and…ah hell we don’t know them.
July 28, 2012

We welcome our show favorite, our black friend Frank, as we discuss the Olympics and the controversy around them.  In Sports and Leisure we feature a new Beer of the Week and talk about the Ichiro incident and in the Couch we talk about some new movie

According to Rush if Bane is meant to be Romney does that make President Obama Batman?
July 20, 2012

We welcome our black friend Frank as we discuss the media circus over the last week and a variety of other topics.  During Sports and Leisure we introduce our Beer of the Week and discuss what crimes you are willing to overlook for your favorite athlet

Sometimes change is good. Did you hear that Congress?
July 14, 2012

We make some changes to the show's format that we think you will like.  Well at least we like them.  Anyways, we discuss political marketing blitz that is gaining momentum as we get closer to November.  In Sports and Leisure we talk summer beer a

Tax, penalty,tomato,tomatoe…..who cares!
July 11, 2012

We welcome our black friend Frank as we discuss the recent Supreme Court rulings and their impact on us.  In Sports & Leisure we talk NBA draft, women's tennis, and blackmail in sports.  Finally in the couch we award a Co-Celebrity Jackass of the We

Vitamin D may help you to lose weight. Ok that explains a lot about the Pacific Northwest.
July 01, 2012

We discuss a few of the Supreme Court decisions and a new study that links lack of sun may equal more weight gain.  Monte talks new college football rules and racism in soccer and Rob has some Geek News.

The internet contains all kinds of fascinating things including a 2 part recipe for mutated bird flu. Yum.
June 26, 2012

We discuss the decision for scientists to post findings on a man made superflu and a possible new farm bill.  Monte talks the end of the NBA season and cheating in baseball and Rob talks movies and games, nuff said.

In the future we may see signs that say “the city of Portland proudly uses drones to protect our citizens”.
June 21, 2012

We welcome a 2nd time guest, our friend John.  We discuss the use of drones by city police forces in the future and new evidence that suggest China may perform forced abortions on it's citizens.  Monte tries to talk about KAIN! and then moves on to

Small town decides to impose fines for vulgarity. Youth responds with middle finger.
June 19, 2012

We discuss the small town that has decided to try to stop swearing and the graduation speech that is heating up the internets.  Monte talks NBA playoffs, Ochocinco going to Miami and golf and Rob talks videogames and gives his review of Prometheus.