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Grandpa Takes An STD Test
September 11, 2023

On Todays Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:54:16.52 Happy September 11 To You And Yours 00:04:23:21.32 Linda Finkles 9/11 Tribute Song 00:07:50:07.78 I Am A True Optimist / Picking Up Hundred

Florida Man Attempts To Hamster Wheel Himself Across The Ocean
September 07, 2023

On Todays Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:08:03.22 Shopping Around For The Best Doggy Cremation Prices 00:08:32:15.74 The Tim Reaper Strikes Again 00:11:10:15.09 Meade Should Model His Career

Pounded In My Lady Poonani By My Pumpkin Spice Latte
September 05, 2023

                  On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:03:19:01.65 A Weekend Full Of Dead Musicians And Dead Dogs 00:06:40:04.43 Pounded In The Twat By My Pumpkin Spice Latte 00:17:56:18.37

Fart Spraying That Pink Sauce
September 04, 2023

On Today’s Show: I’ve got a Best Of Show for your labor day! Enjoy, and I’ll be back tomorrow with a new episode for everyone. Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim

Sticky Dingo In Crispy Plink Plonk Pudding And Other British Cuisine
September 01, 2023

On Todays Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:48:10.63 My Decrepit Gremlin Dog 00:06:12:00.06 Depend Adult Diaper Packaging 00:09:09:09.31 Couch Humping In VR 00:10:57:17.17 Trying to Buy A Virtu

Anus Vacuuming 
August 30, 2023

On Todays Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:39:17.40 I Had Lunch With A Phone Loser 00:06:20:23.10 Dont Get Sucked Up Into The Anus Vacuum 00:11:53:04.52 A New Type Of Shit-Based Mathematics 0

The Lobster Pincer Is Coming For Your Penis
August 28, 2023

On Todays Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:04:07:23.32 Oven-Based Erotica (Dutch, Convection, Microwave, Etc) 00:12:26:16.57 The Dumbest Turn-Offs For Women (Ick) 00:19:42:11.42 Adult Baby Diaper

Your Morning Bowl of Cocoa Testicles Cereal And Milk
August 25, 2023

On Todays Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:53:21.58 Virtual Telephone Representatives 00:13:40:21.58 Evil AI System Wont Let Man Enjoy His Post Orgasm Bliss 00:16:26:15.26 Futanari Fanatic Pl

Public Sex And Groin Bites
August 23, 2023

On Todays Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:09:24.52 Pickle Conspiracy 00:09:07:11.79 Christian Only Fans 00:14:32:18.06 A Teachers Constructive Criticism 00:17:37:17.05 Chartered Boat Captain

Holy Fat Bottomed Bullshit, Batman!
August 21, 2023

On Todays Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:50:14.58 Ive Been Perving Around Cincinnatis Parks 00:04:58:15.74 The Dumb, Long Disclaimers In Betting / Gambling Podcast Commercials 00:11:12:01.