Don’t want bus stop dick in your butt? Tell a friend about the show. This episode is a sweaty, gritty, eau-du-crackhead tale of lust. Inspired by our last episode and co-written by Max Mooseman and his AI writing buddy, Mr. Computer, you should listen only where you’re able to snort-laugh. HarperTheFox reacts along with you to the sordid scenes and perplexing decision making.

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