This Episode: Pigs have wings - This week in cats - Paid to take your kids to school - Obvious man  - Darth Gator attack's - Utah deaths - Granny fell down a well - Nerf guns - FU carvana - 1.5 million in the hands of 2 dip shits - Chipotle scissor throw - pork wings - New CANDY corn - Dr chocolate - Video game cake - New Girl Scout Cookies