While we are still in the throes of The Neverending Move, and therefore somewhat distractible (Hi, Fallout 4! Let me spend hours up in you, trying to find our new Home Office!), it would take more than a month living out of boxes to keep us from noticing the first trailer for Captain America: Civil War, or as we like to call it, Avengers 2.5.

We spent a good chunk of time watching, and rewatching, and rewatching the trailer, and spend some time discussing how it not only already looks better than the comic from which it came, by dint of the fact that Tony Stark isn't suddenly acting like an amoral fascist just to advance a plot (Hi, Mark Millar!), but how it seems like a weird time to mess up the MCU superhero status quo given that their next Earth-level superhero flick is more than a year after Civil War. We also speculate which side everyone will land on, and discuss why, if the Russo Brothers don't use Mike Colter's Luke Cage the way Brian Michael Bendis used Cage in Civil War, they are Goddamned fools.

We also discuss DK III #1, written by Frank Miller and Brian Azzarello, with pencils by Andy Kubert and inks by Klaus Janson, Jacked #1, written by Eric Kripke with art by John Higgins, and who would win in a drinking contest: Demon In A Bottle Tony Stark, or Alias's Jessica Jones (Yes, this was a weird show)!