A wise man once said, "it was the best of times, it was the worst of times." I think it was Harvey Dent. Or maybe Billy Dee Williams. Either way, it's a statement that certainly applied to last week in comics and comics-related entertainment.

In column A was the United States debut of Marvel Studios's Guardians of The Galaxy, Vol. 2. We managed to sneak in a matinee last weekend of a movie that we greatly anticipated as either a new installment of a light action science-fantasy property, or an excuse to spread Baby Groot out over two and a quarter hours, or perhaps both.

We talk about the movie, how it is satisfyingly character driven, almost completely disconnected from the master Marvel Cinematic Universe storyline, heavily influenced by some of the best genre sequels out there, and what music cues we might expect now that Star-Lord has access to more modern tunes (here's a hint: Sonny Crockett and Patrick Bateman would totally approve!

And then there's column B, which comprised a few of the biggest comics released last week:

Batman #22, written by Joshua Williamson and Tom King with art by Jason Fabok, Secret Empire #1, written by Nick Spencer with art by Steve McNiven, and Secret Empire; Free Comic Book Day edition, written by Nick Spencer with art by Andrea Sorrentino!