CrabDiving Radio Podcast

CrabDiving Radio Podcast


Latest Episodes

CrabDiving – Mon 041519 – Notre Dame Cathedral Fire & Trump Continues Attack On Rep. Omar
April 15, 2019

The Notre Dame Cathedral fire was covered on this episode, and Trump said the fire at the most Paris landmark put a damper on his hate-rally in Minnesota. We learned the Mueller Report drops this Thursday. Shitler poo-poo'd Mueller's credibility ahead ...

CrabDiving – Fri 041219 – Pete Buttigieg Makes Pence Squeal Persecution & Ivanka Is Useless As Expected
April 12, 2019

Pete Buttigieg makes Pence squeal persecution on this episode of the CrabDiving Podcast. Trump said he would pardon border agents that got jail time for breaking the law in an effort to enforce his illegal and fascist immigration policies.

CrabDiving – Thu 041119 – Julian Assange Arrested & GOP Trying To Make The Handmaid’s Tale Real
April 11, 2019

Julian Assange was arrested and the Crabs covered his removal from the Ecuadorian embassy. An oil dick was confirmed as Secretary of the Interior and some Dems even voted to confirm the Trump loon. Ham-faced conserva-twunt Glenn Beck told Trump-licker ...

CrabDiving – Wed 041019 – Barr Fulfills Trump’s Conspiracy Dreams & Two Cool Big Science Stories
April 10, 2019

Barr fulfills Trump's conspiracy dreams and man-baby joyfully soiled his pampers with so much totalitarian squirt. Apparently, Cheeto didn't think George Washington didn't do enough to solidify his name in history,

CrabDiving – Tue 040919 – Goebbles LARPer Stephen Miller Taking Over & A New Devin Nunes Frivolous Lawsuit
April 09, 2019

Goebbles LARPer Stephen Miller taking over immigration is quite the tragedy for America and the rest of the planet. Trump once phoned the folks at Morning Joe begging them to take it easy on Miller after the slimy racist said some wacky totalitarian cr...

CrabDiving – Mon 040819 – Family Separator Kirstjen Nielsen Resigned & Trump Really Really Wants To Break Laws
April 08, 2019

Family separator Kirstjen Nielsen resigned and surely she will be replaced by something even more heinous and fascist. Trump pitched a fit when immigration officials said he could not break the law and close our borders.

CrabDiving – Fri 040519 – Biden Joke Ruffled Feathers & Trump’s Lawyers Fight To Hide His Tax Returns
April 05, 2019

The Biden joke ruffled feathers and the Crabs played audio clips of Joe's ill-timed joke at the start of what was a rousing speech to the electricians' union. Trump lawyers are fighting to keep Shitler's tax returns secret.

CrabDiving – Thu 040419 – Barr Summary Frustrates The Mueller Team & Mar-a-Lago Security Sucks
April 04, 2019

The Barr summary frustrates the Mueller Team and, much to the chagrin of Trump, they are starting to speak out. Cheeto raged that the New York Times was acting "illegally" when the paper reported on Mueller's objections to Barr's crap summary of the re...

CrabDiving – Wed 040319 – Trump Claims Windmill Noise Causes Cancer & House Dems Want The Tax Returns
April 03, 2019

On this episode of the progressive podcast, Trump claims windmill noise causes cancer. Ancient GOP skesis Chuck Grassley disagreed with Cheeto's windmill theory, characterizing it as "idiotic." A columnist described Joe Biden's behavior as "benevolent ...

CrabDiving – Tue 040219 – White Male Butthurt Poster Child Tucker Carlson & Nobody Thinks Trump Is Hot
April 02, 2019

The white male butthurt poster child Tucker Carlson blathered inaccurate drivel about the MSNBC Green New Deal town hall with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and host Chris Hayes' apparent lack of manliness like Carlson.