Wilbur Ross threatened NOAA for contradicting Trump with the fact that Alabama was safe from a hurricane Dorian. NOAA has since opened an investigation into why the agency backed up the crap claims of "President Sharpie.

Trump's obvious mental decline has been stunning, especially this week! The DOJ launched an antitrust probe into California automakers because the car makers are amazingly self-regulating in terms of environmental standards.

Pathetic Trump altered a weather map with a sharpie, and the Shitler-suckers in the White House came to his rescue. Hurricane Dorian is washing up bricks of blow on Florida’s Atlantic coast. It leaked that Man-baby may drop Mother’s Husband Mike Pence ...

Cartoonish gunhumping Texas Republicans have made the gross calculation that dead Americans are a fair price to pay for their precious Second Amendment rights. This past weekend's mass shooter was fired four hours before he went on a murderous rampage ...

British Lou Dobbs (Stuart Varney) says Trump never lies, womp womp. A judge denied the Democrats' request to speed up the Shitler tax return lawsuit. Getting phallic AF, Cheeto compared Dorian to hurricane Andrew calling it a monster.

Trump wants to deport cancer kids, as the racist GOP cabal turned up their evil war on immigrants by denying medical care to sick undocumented people. The third Democratic Debate is coming up and the Crabs reviewed the remaining presidential contenders...

Trump trails the top 5 Democrats and surely this info will cause man-baby to woof down many Happy Meals. Shitler got his Festivus on by tweeting complaints about the hurricane heading toward Puerto Rico. It was reported money guy Warren Buffett is stoc...

News of Joe Arpaio running again is no shock, because that's how Trump's America rolls. Shitler implied the Puerto Ricans are to blame for another hurricane heading their way. Accusers of Jeffrey Epstein feel cheated because the dead pedophile will nev...

Johnson and Johnson got fined a crap-ton for flooding the country with opioids. At the G7, Trump stupidly suggested Obama was outsmarted by Putin when Crimea was annexed. Cheeto is scheming to get next year’s G7 booked at his own property in Doral,

It's Faithless Friday again, with Trump spiraling into insanity as the economy slows due to his crazy trade wars, and he sees his re-election in peril. The Moron in Chief called his own Federal Reverse Chair Jay Powell "the enemy" for not lowering inte...