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CrabDiving – Wed 102319 – Republican Clown Mob Crashed Impeachment Hearing & Kushner Is a Slumlord
The not-so-great congressman from Florida, Matt Gaetz and a Republican clown mob crashed an impeachment hearing. Trump might try to shut down the impeachment process with a government shutdown. Cheeto attorneys were handed a defeat when a judge reminde...
CrabDiving – Tue 102219 – Ukraine Ambassador’s Testimony Proves Quid Pro Quo & Trump Feels Lynched
The acting Ukraine ambassador's testimony proves quid pro quo evidence in Trump's impeachment shenanigans. Shitler compared his impeachment plight to the lynchings of African Americans. White House spokes-troll Hogan Gidley was thoroughly reamed-out by...
CrabDiving – Mon 102119 – Trump Gripes About Not Having The G7 At Doral & Romney’s Secret Twitter Identity
As Trump gripes about not having the G7 at Doral it appears the president scarfed down a pile of addy. Useless First Lady Melania announced the erection of a tennis pavilion on White House grounds. Shitler mused about how the evil Dems always have each...
CrabDiving – General Mattis Roasted Trump & Mulvaney’s Confession Vexed The White House
General Mattis roasted Trump and now the planet waits on the former Defense Secretary to testify about what he saw while he served the fascist man-baby. Russian-asset-LARPer Tulsi Gabbard fired back at Hillary Clinton suggesting Madam Secretary is "que...
CrabDiving – Thu 101719 – Mulvaney Admits Quid Pro Quo & RIP Representative Elijah Cummings
Civil rights legend and longtime Congressman Elijah Cummings passed away. Sith Lord Mick Mulvaney acknowledged the quid pro quo in the infamous Ukraine call. Turkey undermined Trump as he boasted about his ceasefire.
CrabDiving – Wed 101619 – Trump’s Unbelievable Letter To Erdogan & Bipartisan House Condemnation of Trump
Trump's unbelievable letter to Erdogan was breaking news during today's live CrabDiving Podcast. Most of the passages from the rapist's missive were considered total lunacy by Pat and Ryan. The Donald lost his marbles ranting at Pelosi and Schumer duri...
CrabDiving – Tue 101519 – Thanks To Trump Turkey Is Killing Kurds & John Bolton Called Rudy A Hand Grenade
Thanks to Trump, Turkey is killing Kurds. The Kurds also announced that a whole bunch of ISIS affiliates have escaped after Turkish bombing. Testicular carbuncle Liz Cheney blamed the Turkish invasion of the Kurds on the Dems' impeachment inquiry.
CrabDiving – Fri 101119 – Shep Smith Said Bye Felicia To FOX & Ambassador Yovanovitch Defies Trump
FOX "News" anchor Shep Smith said bye Felicia to the network in a surprise announcement. At least four other officials raised alarms about Trump's infamous Ukraine phone call before the whistleblower did. Former Ambassador to Ukraine Marie Yovanovitch ...
CrabDiving – Thu 101019 – Giuliani Pals Arrested For Campaign Finance Crimes & AG Barr Meets With Murdoch
On this episode of the CrabDiving Podcast, news of Rudy Giuliani pals arrested for campaign finance crimes started off the insanity. Speaking of the former NY Mayor and current Trump-sucker, no one knows who is paying the wide-eyed Shitler personal att...
CrabDiving – Wed 100919 – Turkey Began Attacking The Kurds With Trump’s Blessing & Another Toothless Attack On Warren
Turkey began attacking the Kurds with Trump's blessing. Shitler defended the betrayal by reminding the planet the Kurds didn't help us in Normandy. Super journalist Richard Engel said there are growing concerns of mass breakouts of ISIS prison camps du...