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CrabDiving – Thu 100120 – Putin’s Piglet Trump Doesn’t Want Debates Rules Changed & More QAnon Loons
Putin's piglet Trump doesn't want debates rules changed because he's a fascist man-baby. Because of a disastrous performance at the last debate, Shitler is on the defensive in states where he was previously ahead.
CrabDiving – Wed 093020 – Trump’s Debate Performance Humiliated Our Country & Rep. Katie Porter Evicerates Big Pharma Jerk
Trump's debate performance humiliated our country and was indeed the worst debate in our nation's history. Our desperate loser incumbent PEEOTUS encouraged his deplorable MAGAT to engage in voter intimidation at polling places.
CrabDiving – Mon 092820 – Trump Is A Bad Businessman and Probably A Tax Cheat & Ivanka For VP
Trump is a bad businessman and probably a tax cheat yet the deplorable Donald-suckers continued to lap up his fascist spew-goo. Forbes said Shitler was over one billion dollars in debt. President Tang wrote off cash ejaculated up Ivanka by dubbing her ...
CrabDiving – Thu 092420 – Trump Got Booed While Visiting Ginsburg’s Casket & GOP Laughably Wants Us Trust Them
Trump got booed while visiting Ginsburg's casket. Cocaine Mitch and his fellow GOP loads promised a peaceful transfer of power despite the ignorant rhetoric from Man-baby. New Info-Warrior Deanna Lorraine urged women to vote like they're choosing a cop...
CrabDiving – Wed 092320 – Trump’s Campaign Is Planning To Steal The Election & Eric Trump Must Give A Deposition
Trump's campaign is planning to steal the election. The orange creeper also admitted he was going to stay in The White House with the help of the SCOTUS. A not-so-grand jury indicted a Louisville cop for wanton endangerment relating to the murder of Br...
CrabDiving – Tue 092220 – Cindy McCain Is Endorsing Joe Biden & Trump’s Crap List of SCOTUS Candidates
Cindy McCain is endorsing Joe Biden and Romney supports holding a vote on the next SCOTUS nominee during Trump's final crappy months in The White House. The Crabs ran through a list of mostly conservative crackpots that could replace Ginsburg on the hi...
CrabDiving – Mon 091420 – Trump’s Low-Masked Indoor Rally & ICE Sterilizing Detainees
In Nevada, Trump's low-masked indoor rally broke the state mandates against large indoor gatherings. The first week of NFL games displayed various forms of racial equality protest. A couple of pro-COVID Kentucky Republicans filed a bill to outlaw any m...
CrabDiving – Fri 091120 – Trump’s Treasury Siphoned Cash From New York’s 9/11 First Responders & Laughable Lou Dobbs
Trump's Treasury siphoned cash from New York's 9/11 first responders. CNN's Jim Acosta interviewed MAGATS at a Shitler campaign event and the Crabs played the cray clips. Massive fatality incidents have been predicted due to raging Oregon wildfires.
CrabDiving – Thu 091020 – Tucker Carlson Blames Lindsey Graham For Trump’s Woodward Interview & Kim Jong Un Love Letters
Tucker Carlson blames Lindsey Graham for Trump's Woodward interview. The Dickensian bags of gnu spew known as the Republicans offered a skinny version of the stimulus bill presented by the Dems in the House.
CrabDiving – Wed 090920 – Trump Admits He Lied About The Severity of COVID-19 & Another Whistleblower
Trump admits he lied about the severity of COVID-19 on tape with one of the legendary journalists that exposed Nixon's Watergate crap. The former DNI had deep suspicions that Putin was holding something damning over Shitler's head.