Christopher Steele thinks the Trump pee tape probably exists. Too many Democrats announced possible retirements. Shitler's stupid website was hacked by Turkish hacktivists. The fascists over at Sincla

Between squeals about his big lie, Trump spontaneously opined about golden showers. A UK MP was stabbed multiple times during a meeting with his constituency. Officer Michael Riley of the Capitol Poli

90 Year-Old William Shatner Got To Chew The Scenery In Space. A major Hollywood union is about to strike. A judge dismissed  a request for an inspection of Fulton County ballots. Speaking of Georgie,

Manchin and Sinema are preventing the country from getting a lot of nice things. Mark Taylor the fireman "prophet" complained his prophecies are getting jacked. A Michigan GOP legislator wore a “Q” pi

Trump and his sedition buddies are trying to avoid testifying to Congress. After Ireland said, "Yes," a new global tax agreement was reached and big evil corporations are sweating. Seattle PD braced f

The loony GOP Idaho Lt. Governor issued crazy executive orders while the governor was in Texas. Cocaine Mitch McConnell agreed to temporarily extend the debt ceiling. Trump is reportedly miffed at “Tu

Crappy businessman Trump fell off the Forbes 400 wealthiest list. California declared a state of emergency because of a massive oil spill. Australia announced a ban on foreign tourists until at least

The world lost its mind as Facebook and Instagram went down. The Zuck lost 7 billion in 7 hours. The Pandora Papers revealed world leaders like Putin have stashed tons of untaxed cash. IATSE voted to

The special live election coverage show didn't include the final results as it will be days before all the votes are counted. Shitler concluded his reelection campaign sharing the stage with Lil' Pump, a hip hop artist obviously unknown Man-baby.

Vote blue to save America. The White House erected a fence prior to the election because Trump is scared of protestors. An adult judge told the Trump campaign to get bent regarding the drive-in votes in Texas.