As the Trump cult twists itself into a moronic pretzel trying to explain Don's top secret docs collection, we hear material on foreign nations' nuclear capabilities was found at Shitler's beach house

The FBI found empty folders marked classified at Trump's golf club. Crappy fascist and former AG Bill Barr blew up Shitler's Mara Lago document scandal defense. POTUS defended his blistering anti-MAGA

Trump insists he's not a slob and kept all his stolen top secret files neatly. In Russia, Ravil Maganov died from "falling out" of the sixth floor of a hospital window. GOP scumbags are trying to ruin

Trump is wailing on his Truth Social as more evidence against him coming out. Shitler may have been selling top secret docs. Man-baby probably obstructed justice when he hid the secret docs. Donovan L

Trump and his vile minions are threatening violence if that crook gets indicted. Shitler encouraged the FBI to mutiny over the Mara Lago raid. Lucious Lindsey warned of riots if Trump was arrested. Ma

Trump's ironically named Truth Social should've checked its trademark availability. The affidavit was bigly redacted. MSNBC's Lawrence O'Donnell issued a beautiful but harsh takedown of Shitler accusi

Election-denying GOP babies are going door-to-door to prove they didn't lose. A Missouri school district goes full Game of Thrones by reviving the archaic act of "paddling." Former pitcher and current

A Mar-a-Lago weekend package may include nuclear sub-location info. Lawyers had a laugh at Trump's weird new DOJ lawsuit. Shitler blathered it would be a good thing to store nuclear launch codes at th

Strap on lead underwear in Europe if they keep bombing a nuke plant in Ukraine. Fetterman is leading Dr. Oz in the Pennsylvania Senate race. Rabbid MAGA cultist Shane Vaughn called Liz Cheney a jezebe

Trump Org CFO Weisselberg pleaded guilty and will testify against the company. A judge said the Mar-a-Lago affidavit can be released after redactions. Shitler has been pulling in big bucks from fundra