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Republican a-holes keep voting against bipartisan bills that help people. Matt Gaetz, Florida's top diddler, and Boebert E. Lee blew through security at the Capitol refusing to be screened before atte

Trump claimed negative income in four of his last six years. Americans have been gobsmacked with a massive winter storm. Most people think their mental health is suffering. Former Democratic Senator K

Trump is Truth squealing over the Jan. 6th Committee's criminal referral. Shitler minion Hope Hicks said man-baby was never worried about harming his legacy with the insurrection. Mother's Husband, ak

GOP grinches don't want child tax credits but do want more tax cuts for the wealthy. Right-wing media outlets claimed Putin was ready to launch nukes. DeSantis has been beating Trump in the polls invo

Billionaire turd Elon Musk got booed bigly at a Dave Chappelle show. The tech bro load, who isn't the richest person on the planet anymore, is also ruining Trump's 2024 presidential chances by stealin

We all say "Bye Felicia" to Kyrsten Sinema, who left the Democratic party to yawns and golf claps. A judge decided not to charge Trump and his cabal with contempt over the stolen documents. Elon Musk'

The Respect For Marriage Act heads To Biden's desk after all the Democrats and a few Republicans voted to protect same-sex and interracial marriage from evil conservatives. WNBA star Brittney Griner w

Trump Org was found guilty on all charges and Herschel Walker won't be Senator. Warnock bested the fake sheriff and was reelected to the Senate. Son of Herschel, Christian Walker, tossed shade at his

Trump wants to terminate the Constitution after the nothingburger Twitter files. Senator Warnock leads former fake sheriff Walker in the Georgia Senatorial runoff. Meanwhile, Shitler announced a lame