Gaetz and Boebert fantasize about blowing up metal detectors in Congress. The Crabs reviewed the Governor's race in Virginia and the massive real estate holdings of oligarch and divorcee Jeff Bezos. Minneapolis is set to vote on a measure that would massively reform their corrupt police force. Labor has been flexing as of late. Oddly dressed conserv-a-load Glenn Beck blathered something about saving our physical copies of the Constitution, The Declaration of Independence, and the Federalist Papers. A right-wing podcast wanker suggested the accidental shooting by Alec Baldwin on the set of Rust was a plot by the Illuminati. Loony preacher Joshua Feuerstein said men of God need testicles the size of pumpkins. Half of all Republicans don't believe their votes will be properly counted. Q-quacks and radicalized Trumpkins gathered in Dallas for the resurrection of JFK. A Florida university blocked a professor from testifying against DeSantis's horrific voter suppression legislation.