Between squeals about his big lie, Trump spontaneously opined about golden showers. A UK MP was stabbed multiple times during a meeting with his constituency. Officer Michael Riley of the Capitol Police was charged with obstruction after messaging a rioter from the January 6th insurrection and encouraging the traitor to destroy evidence. A Texas school system told teachers to teach opposing views of the Holocaust. Christo-twunt Jim Bakker blathered something about fellow prophets getting shot by enemies of Christianity. The Czar of Missouri vowed to criminally prosecute a journalist who found a major security flaw in the state's website. Right-wing crackpot Lauren Witzke, the GOP's Delaware senatorial candidate in 2020, appeared on a show called "No White Guilt." The a-hole known as "Hacker X" described the enormity of a pro-Trump misinformation empire he helmed. A Pastor got his ninth DUI as well as an attempted murder charge after ramming a police car. Evangelical Sith Lord Greg Locke explained how the origins of Halloween involve virgin girls being raped by demons.