We enjoy the sweet smell of the evil Texas GOP sweating over record early voting in the state, which has already surpassed the total votes in 2016. A lawless gang of vicious thugs in Philly dragged an innocent mother from her van and beat her in front of her toddler, but because they wear police badges there will certainly be few consequences. The latest scandal (involving Trump and Turkey) has gotten lost among the daily corrupt Trumpian GOP maelstrom. As Trump and his vile spawn continue to claim the virus is going away, the U.S. suffered record numbers of new infections. Firefighter prophet-for-profit Mark Taylor says it's cool for Trump to call his enemies names because "some of these people aren't even human." Dandy clown Glenn Beck is desperately late hopping on the pro-Trump train. A shark off the coast of Egypt made a buffet of a group of snorkelers, causing two limb amputations. Pissed off monkeys in a tourist area in India have put the residents under siege. The fake Hunter Biden scandal was first compiled and pushed by a mythical person from a fake "intelligence" firm.