Slumlord Jared Kushner's racist remarks painted him as a total white supremacist pile of rat ejaculate. The United States tested positive for COVID 19 fatigue as the virus continued to ravage Murica. The Pence Campaign got slapped with an outbreak of corona. Grim Reaper cosplay wanker Mark Meadows said the administration won't do dick about the virus. A deplorable Shitler-sucker from the Republic of Florida took out front lawns and Biden signs while drunk-driving a forklift. Anal fissure and RWNJ pundit Scott Lively let the Rapist-in-Chief's ween slip out of his mouth just long enough to puke up a lazy homophobic dig at Obama. The crappy Senator Rand Paul, who was beaten in hand-to-hand combat by his neighbor, blathered lies about masks and the virus. Man-baby has been super upsetty-pants over the polls. Walking bladder of Jesus semen, Pompeo, violated the Hatch Act.