The stupid and corrupt Trump campaign blew a billion dollars in what will most likely be a failed reelection bid. Shitler won't increase testing capacity in the U.S. even though the cash to pay for it is already set aside. A Breonna Taylor grand juror blew the whistle on prosecutors saying they were misleading the public about the case. SCOTUS denied the evil GOP's request to cut short the extension for mail-in-ballots in Pennsylvania. Crappy FLOTUS canceled a hate-really appearance. The Donald begged blob Bill Barr to go after the Deep State. Evangelical load Pat Robertson stupidly prophesied a victory for the Rapist-In-Chief immediately followed by the apocalypse. A village in India has been terrorized by man-eating tigers. Insane-in-the-membrane hate-caster Alex Jones bellowed lies about Hunter Biden's involvement in a video where kids are tortured. A Miami cop was busted wearing a Trump face mask at a polling place. Tiffany Trump seemed wasted when she spoke on behalf of her creepy dad at an LGBTQ event. A lab in California announced the shark population has increased by a factor of three. Dems could win both Senate seats in Georgia. A MAGAT absconded with a Confederate Flag situated next to a Trump campaign because the loon thought it made PEEOTUS look racist. New Yorker contributor Jeffrey Toobin mistakenly flashed shaft during a Zoom meeting and promptly lost all his gigs. JEEBUS freak Rick Wilson caterwauled if Biden wins in November, he shouldn't be sworn in January 2021.