Trump lost the town hall ratings war. The fabricated story in the New York Post about Hunter Biden's abandoned hard drives and laptop at an electronics repair place was a bigly nothing-burger. Advisers to Man-baby have braced for an "L."  Loser FLOTUS lashed out at a former aide over the release of a recording and a book where the First Lady was soundly trashed. Savannah Guthrie went after the Rapist-in-Chief accusing him of acting like a "crazy uncle." The orange load mistook satire for real life and then ignorantly retweeted the story like it actually happened. Coronavirus infections rose in the U.S. Goldman Sachs has raked in even more cash since the pandemic. Our President with the mini-mushroom-wang blathered something about Jesus being the only person on the planet more famous than him. Anti-abortion advocates produced a forced-birth sitcom devoid of laughs. A senatorial candidate in Maine running as an independent turned in a bizarre debate performance where he demanded to be free from judgment. Authorities in Nashville started an investigation into a political rally that turned into a super-spreader event. Texas wanker Louie Gohmert decried godless socialism where the government morphs into a deity.