Superspreader Trump is planning rallies despite his positive COVID status. Shitler coughed during an interview with sycophant Hannity announcing this return to live in-person campaign events. The World Health Organization announced a new daily high in coronavirus cases. The Rapist-in-Chief dropped an f-bomb during a phone interview with oxy-walrus fascist Rush Limbaugh. Lousiana and Texas have been pounded by hurricanes lately. Island brokers have been deluged with gross one-percenters looking to purchase secluded climate-change-proof hideaways. A Michigan Sheriff with suspiciously tight ties to the terrorists charged in the attempted kidnapping of Governor Whitmer gave the militia maniacs the benefit of the doubt suggesting the armed loons were merely carrying out a citizen's arrest.  Tiny-minded Michele Bachmann complained Minnesota has been occupied by sinners embracing false-gods. The best-dressed in conserv-a-kook broadcasting Glenn Beck blathered untruths about President Obama. Violent theo-crap Coach Dave threatened an Odyssey to Madame Secretary Clinton's house to once again scream mean platitudes from a car.  The USDA head was fined for violating the Hatch Act. A priest was busted shooting a sex movie on the altar of his church. The production included sex toys and two female castmates.