Trump got no sympathy bump in the polls despite his battle with coronavirus. Lamest FLOTUS ever, AKA "Melania," called Shitler's adulterous fling Stormy Daniels a "porn hooker." Man-baby is down by 16 points in the latest election polls. Kellyanne COVID freaked out because her daughter Claudia shared her corona status on TikTok. An a-hole Karen-type called 911 over being kicked out of an establishment for not wearing a mask. We played clips of a Kevin-load throwing a fit over a mask requirement at a coffee shop. Mother's Husband refused plexiglass at his podium for the upcoming Vice Presidential debate. A gigantic great white shark weighing in at over 3000 pounds was tagged and then released to lurk about in the north Atlantic. A rampaging tiger took the life of an unfortunate villager in India. A woman in Mississippi suffered a rat snake bombing as she exited her abode. A bull shark took out a dude's shoulder in the Keys. Finally, in the not-so-great-state of Florida, scientists discovered crap-tons of patternless diamondback rattlesnakes creeping in the brushes of northern Florida.