Trump's Treasury siphoned cash from New York's 9/11 first responders. CNN's Jim Acosta interviewed MAGATS at a Shitler campaign event and the Crabs played the cray clips. Massive fatality incidents have been predicted due to raging Oregon wildfires. Vice President Joe Biden visited the Shanksville Fire Department and made good on his 2014 to bring beer. The United States ranked in the top three of a list of countries for sliding backward on a social progress scale.  We listened to clips of FOX News load Lou Dobbs figuratively tongue the orange czar's wang. Crap prophet Mark Taylor blathered on and on about Cali legalizing pedophilia and the evilness of Satanic demon Democrats. Hurricane Laura unearthed hoards of mosquitoes capable of taking down horses. Trump-fluffer Roger Stone had a jerk session with Infowars CEO Alex Jones where the pardoned fascist laid out a plan to have the fuzz nationalized to help The Donald steal the 2020 election. The Rapist-in-Chief admitted to watching 8 hours FOX programming. A judge banned a church in Los Angeles from having services to prevent a loony man-of-god from hosting a super-spreader event. A ridiculous cabal of JEEBUS wankers who, unfortunately, happen to sit on a school board, continued to fight a losing battle where their end goal is to shove crosses into the starfishes of graduating students.