Tucker Carlson blames Lindsey Graham for Trump's Woodward interview. The Dickensian bags of gnu spew known as the Republicans offered a skinny version of the stimulus bill presented by the Dems in the House. Shitler did a crap job of answering for recorded comments he made in February to journalist Bob Woodward about the severity of the virus when he was telling America quite the opposite. The UK announced every citizen would be test for COVID 19. The Crabs reviewed insane handwritten correspondence between Kim Jong Un and Man-baby, where the North Korean leader clearly handled the Rapist-in-Chief. RWNJ fashionista Glenn Beck nearly went full-musical theatre during a wacky diatribe about an impending civil war (Pat put some of this lunacy to music - it was funny). We journeyed deep into the orange czar's Twitter timeline revisiting posts where The Donald dissed Kristen Stewart for cheating on Robert Pattinson. Freshman Inforwars host DeAnna Lorraine caterwauled that anyone who tests positive for COVID-19 after attending a Trump rally is most likely a paid leftist. Evil conserva-twunt Josh Bernstein fired off a litany of racist BS about professional athletes. A Nebraska appetizer activist made a plea at a city council meeting calling for boneless chicken wings to be renamed. Pat and Ryan also took a moment to laud the acting skills of Frank Langella.