Amid the crapstorm of "Losergate," even FOX confirmed Trump's anti-military talk. Coronavirus models have predicted over 410,000 deaths by the new year. Russia is continuing to undermine our elections according to intel. Since college has started back, campus outbreaks have blossomed bigly. RWNJ troll-load Josh Bernstein had a prodigious meltdown over mail-in voting. Right wing turdcaster Brenden Dilley explained how Twitter must survive without his audience and tweets. Coach Dave likened mask mandates to racial discrimination. In an extended - and what will surely be an award-winning - "When Animals Get Pissed" segment, the Crabs explored a YOLO moment where a dude ended up with shark attached to his arm for twenty minutes, a school of Coast Guard swimmers were nearly taken out by a shark with scary intentions, a threesome of snakes took out a ceiling in Australia, and a menagerie of big cats in the UK have turned the neighbors into nervous Nellies. A congressional candidate in Georgia posted a pic threatening Ihan Omar and the squad with a gun. Black Lives Matter protests have been peaceful according to facts. A Methodist church broke from the denomination in support of LGBT rights.