Trump is pissed at Drudge. Man-baby denied he's had mini-strokes despite the fact he's exhibiting stroke-like symptoms. Shitler then called for the firing of a CNN journalist via Tweet because the newsman dare asked if he indeed had a stroke. A general assured Murica the military wouldn't mettle in our elections. Musical artist Ed Sheeran gave his new daughter the middle name Antarctica. We learned partying with Saudi royalty might involve human trafficking. Fireman prophet and professional moron Mark Taylor blathered about mind control via umbrellas. Sheriff Deputies in Los Angeles shot someone to death. The Crabs played a number of public freakouts that included a moronic defense of the Civil War, an anti-masker being a total wanker and a Trump supporter busting out a huge load of antisemitism.