A poll shows Republicans are loyal to Trump over the party. As of CrabDiving's Monday show, The White hasn't condemned the actions of Kenosha shooter Kyle Rittenhouse. A dude has been under investigation for the fatal shooting of a Trump supporter in Portland. The military has fallen out of love with the Fascist-in-Chief and has since thrown support behind Vice President Biden. Governor Death-Santis of the not-so-great-state of Florida sidelined the Department of Health in the fight against coronavirus and Floridians have paid a huge price. Traitor Michael Flynn got bad news from a judge and the wee un-American Trumpkin could still be legally screwed. Former Porn actor Ron Jeremy was charged with more counts of sexual assault. The well-costumed RWNJ Glenn Beck explained his newfound love for the orange authoritarian. Conserva-loser DeAnna Loraine accepted a deal to join Infowars, headed by premier wanker and Sandy Hook truther Alex Jones. U.S. expats are cutting ties with Murica at an astonishingly high rate. In Scotland, Humanist weddings have become more popular than JEEBUS nuptials. We learned history is in the making as the Brits will be treated to the sight of a stiff willy on what would normally be peen-free television.