Biden' ratings beat Trump's dark listless RNC speech. FOX News gave Shitler a "fail" on his last soliloquy of the convention. MSNBC's Maddow corrected the falsehoods in Man-baby's closing monologue. Thousands marched on D.C. demanding police reform and many blessed the Rapist-in-Chief with the one-finger-salute as a presidential motorcade crept by. An official with the Border Patrol actually suggested blasting undocumented people with a heat ray. Evangelical fundamentalist whack-job and wealthy speaker of tongues Kenneth Copeland said those that didn't vote for Trump will be guilty of murder. In a case of scorching irony, Ken Hamm's Ark Encounter sued for funds to repair water damage. At a Piggy Wiggly, a Sheriff was busted on tape firing off the n-word at an explosive rate. The tiniest violin string ever has been plucked for pastors complaining about a loss in business due to Qanon. In news that left a college student knob-smacked, Jerry Falwell Jr.'s wife mouthed the member of a Liberty University attendee back in the day.