We covered the crazy authoritarian dystopian RNC that was on display day one of Trump fest. Don Jr.'s squeeze Kimberly Guilfoyle was totally insane and ended her loony monologue at the convention by screaming, "The best is yet to come!" Twitter kept reminding everyone that Triggered author Don Jr. looked coked out of his wee mind Monday night. Thugs-in-blue shot Jacob Blake seven times in the back. Faux Christian and certified crook Jim Bakker warned of a revolution if Shitler isn't reelected. OANs Chanel Rion told a Q wanker she's launching her own competing "National White House Correspondents' Association." RWNJ dingbat Josh Bernstein blathered wearing a mask and social distancing will depopulate the globe. Former Fox-bot broadcaster and fashion plate Glenn Beck couldn't stop figuratively gumming Don-the-Con's ween during an interview with Donald Junior. Crazed conserva-load DeAnna Lorraine claimed she's not anti-LGBTQ even though she considers gay people part of a Marxist effort to destroy society. A piece of human trash nearly shot someone to death for attempting to steal the Nazi flag flying on his property. A pharma company's convention turned out to be a premier super-spreader of coronavirus. Finally, stand-ups have complained that doing shows on Zoom totally blows.