Joe Biden's acceptance speech to vanquish the orange rape-monster was covered in this episode of the CrabDiving Podcast. Teen Brayden Harrington shared his story of how Joe Biden helped him with his stutter. Senator Elizabeth Warren plainly stated that Postmaster DeJoy lied to Congress. RWNJ wanker Rush Limbaugh floated a conspiracy theory about Biden pre-taping his speech at the DNC even though the Vice President did indeed say his words live. The San Antonio USPS office hid piles of undelivered mail before a visit by Rep. Joaquin Castro. Florida Representative Matt Gaetz was unanimously admonished by a House Ethics Committee over threats sent via tweet to Trump's former attorney Michael Cohen. Shitler lost again in court and will probably have to finally turn over his taxes. Blotch Nazi Steve Bannon claimed the arrest for his part in a fraudulent scheme to raise funds for the border wall was a "political hit job." Elite kook Alex Jones and failed congressional candidate DeAnna Lorraine said transphobic crap about Michelle Obama and then suggested Bill Gates is an . Dingbat Fireman Prophet Mark Taylor puked forth mouth garbage explaining why Trump ignored a question about Qanon in a recent press conference. Kanye won't be on the ballot in Wisconsin after all, womp-womp.