Biden's VP pick is Kamala Harris and the Crabs looked forward to the legislator from Cali ripping Pence a new pooper in a debate. Trump blathered how disrespectful Senator Harris was to Kavanaugh during the SCOTUS confirmation hearing. The two-hit wonder band Smash Mouth did their part to worsen the pandemic when they performed at the Sturgis bike rally. Florida has grappled with testing constraints as the Sunshine state puts up huge outbreak numbers. The Czar of Florida, Governor Death-Santis, vowed college football will happen this season despite the public health tragedy currently popping off. Conserva-loon Rick Wiles baselessly accused Dems of trying to shoot PEEOTUS after man-baby was yanked from a pointless presser due to shots fired near the White House. Jaime Harrison could unseat the GOP Senator who happens to sound a lot like Mickey House when he finishes. The Rapist-in-Chief was super-sad when big pharma said mean things. Lifecoach of MAGATS Brenden Dilley slipped on his complaining pants, moaning about being banned from social media for spewing lies that are often sexist, racist, and anti-gay.