Right wing turd Ben Shapiro reading Cardi B lyrics was the focus of much-demented wonderment on the CrabDiving Podcast. Trump's executive order meant to provide aid for Americans suffering economic strain during the pandemic is surely smoke and mirrors. Man-baby was mocked for suggesting the location of his big speech at the RNC would be Gettysburg. Adult politicians around the globe denounced the government of Belarus for their totalitarian crackdown on political opposition. A moronic virus truther gave law-enforcement a piece of her conservative mind when she was pulled over after RWNJ political signs taped to her car became partially unstuck and were flapping about. We learned the rock/pop band Smash Mouth was headlining the super-spreader biker rally in Sturgis. Coronavirus has been linked to a serious heart condition and college sports may be postponed because of it. Scientists warned of an extra-crappy flu season because of the coronavirus outbreak and if the country doesn't start mitigating the virus soon, we are surely screwed. An armed suspect was shot outside the White House. The number of Americans evicted continued to grow.