Jerry Falwell Jr.'s indefinite leave of absence from Liberty was surely due to photos that surfaced of the man-of-god posing with his wife's pregnant assistant and both pairs of trousers were unbuckled. Stimulus negotiations stalled because Trump and the GOP have zero feelings and could care less about fighting the coronavirus. Senator Elizabeth Warren called out the self-sabatoging actions of Shitler's Postmaster General. The White House are being sued because they weren't providing a sign language interpreter at COVID-19 press briefings. A Florida man spat on a child at a restaurant and was arrested. A racist anti-masker Michigan road commissioner was asked to step down after busting out the n-word during public meeting where the bigoted wanker caterwauled that black people were to blame for coronavirus. One a-hole at a church infected 91 people with COVID. Former Obama cabinet member Susan Rice divested from her Netflix deal possibly signaling Biden might tap her for VP.  An apology was issued by a Christian summer camp for a youth pastor that forced kids to apply Icy Hot pain-cream to their nethers after losing a football game. A Cali preacher encouraged his flock to ignore coronavirus restrictions. A chapter of the Satanic Temple sued their city for pulling an agreed-upon veteran's memorial at the last minute.