GOP court jester Louie Gohmert tested positive for COVID-19. Big tech CEOs answered reasonable questions from House Democrats and entertained conspiracy theories from the loony Republicans led by diddler facilitator Gym Bag Jordan. Man-baby admitted in an Axios interview he never confronted his BFF Putin about bounties paid by the Russian government for dead American soldiers to the Taliban. Former Vice President Biden could win Georgia according to polls. Man-baby was called out by Democrats over his racist tweet announcing a return to segregation. In a "When Animals Get Pissed Segment," a fashion exec from New York City became the first person killed by a great white off the coast of Maine, beaches in New York were closed because of shark sightings and as Texans flee outdoors to escape coronavirus, the Lonestar Republic faces a surge in snakebites.