Trump says unflattering Twitter trends are illegal as Man-baby continues to channel his inner fascist. The GOP continued their fight to give Americans the least amount of stimulus money and unemployment benefits possible. The National Security Advisor tested positive for coronavirus. Congressional Representative and civil rights icon John Lewis was saluted by the military honor guard at Joint Base Andrew on the way to his body laying in state in the Rotunda. An NBA player was busted breaking quarantine after social media posts showed the baller at a nearby strip club. Crappy FLOTUS was compared to Marie Antoinette after the planet learned the First Lady is making renovations to the Rose Garden at the White House. Data showed conservatism is disappearing. During vetting for a possible spot on the 2020 Democratic ticket, Senator Kamala Harris received criticism over her treatment of Biden during the debates. Florida Governor Ron DeSantis decided to ignore science and blindly follow Trump's COVID-19 directives making the Sunshine State a pandemic epicenter. Conservative loads have a case of the angry-pants over recent rulings by Supreme John Roberts. A group of U.S. mayors asked Congress to ban Trump's evil Gestapo from invading their cities. Susan Rice could be on the top of Biden's short-list for V.P.