DHS officials admitted their goons violated protesters' rights and yet Trump announced his Gestapo would descend on Chicago next. Females have been better leaders during the pandemic. The Crabs played a hilarious clip of a Scottish woman trashing Margaret Thatcher. Whistleblower Rebekah Jones filed a complaint against the Florida Health Department alleging she was fired in retribution for not agreeing to withhold hospitalization data from Florida's COVID dashboard tracker. Man-baby has been illegally funneling a crap-ton of government business to his properties. DUI Jedi and GOP anal leach Matt Gaetz has been under investigation by the House Ethics Committee for illegally spending campaign dollars. A Russian tech oligarch said he was suing former MI6 agent Christopher Steele for defamation even though UK spy never intended to make the now-infamous dossier public. Twitter banished the Qanon movement from its platform. While guesting on a Qanon RWNJ talk show, Joseph Lukaszek, the Chief of Police in Hillside, Illinois, said BLM wanted to overthrow the government.