Trump is desperate to deflect blame from his pandemic response and announced the coronavirus outbreak would get worse before it gets better. During his presser, Shitler offered well-wishes to child-sex-trafficker Ghislane Maxwell. Man-baby issued an executive order to stop figuring undocumented people into redistricting. The Czar of the Police Union in Portland met with the head Nazi from DHS. Squad member AOC was accosted by a hateful GOP load from the bowels of central Florida. Qanon whackos Ann Vandersteel and Liz Crokin figuratively sixty-nined one another to Deep State-level-squirt events and then finished their Deplorable hole-rimming session off with the "Q oath." The Democratic House passed a defense bill, which includes changing the names of bases named for slave-owners. Republi-load Liz Cheney only voted with Trump 97% of the time so naturally, Freedom Caucus zealots wanna primary the daughter of Dick. Woman-hating dingbat Coach Dave announced white Christian males are suffering a starfish assault from lots of different factions including Muslims, undocumented humans, and folks that are happy the south lost the Civil war. Finally, the Crabs ran the number and there's still crapload of coronavirus out there.