SCOTUS ruled Trump can be criminally investigated. The Supremes also ruled that a huge swath of Oklahoma should be tribal territory. A yuge gaggle of South Carolina Trumpalos participated in a "boat parade" in support of Shitler. There's pressure on Barr's boy Durham to wrap up the investigation of the nonexistent dealings of the nonexistent Deep State. MSNBC's Joy Reid got the nod to take over an evening spot on the network. Formed SDNY head Geoffrey Berman said Billy Barr urged him to resign. Conserva-load Rick Wiles alleged that Ghislaine Maxwell "brokered the sale" of Melania to Man-baby. Hatecaster and MAGA life coach Brenden Dilley had hateful words for those in America that disagree with the Rapist-in-Chief. Crooked Jeebus loon Jim Bakker returned to the studio after recovering from a stroke and suggested civil unrest is caused by abortions. The Texas GOP tried to sue a convention center for canceling their event due to a surge in coronavirus. Cocaine Mitch announced that he might not attend the RNC.