The GOP Florida Gov. DeSantis's disastrous coronavirus policy will kill lots of people. The dude that caused an AIDS outbreak in Indiana back in the day, a.k.a. Mike Pence, assured the country the CDC would relax guidelines for school reopenings. Florida invited the nation to its ill-fated reopening and then the Sunshine State became the epicenter of the virus. SCOTUS screwed us on a contraceptive vote and a religious freedom bill benefiting JEEBUS schools. The Crabs previewed the Supremes ruling regarding Trump's taxes, then talked about stunning passages from the book by Shitler's niece. The wife of the late Joe Shapiro said she doesn't think her husband would've taken the SATs for Man-baby. The Rapist-in-Chief's rally in Tulsa was likely a super-spreader event. Republican legislator Martha McSally published an academic paper stating women in the military get pregnant to "skirt" deployment. The orange load's presidential campaign has been chaotic and crappy. A broadcaster on FOX News challenged a Republican bag-of-wangs over his desire to fire Dr. Fauci. Finally, in white supremacy news, Tucker Carlson blathered fascist dog whistles and coded racist messages to his MAGAT fans.