Epstein's cohort Ghislaine Maxwell was finally arrested and powerful dudes across the globe, including Donald Trump, were probably instantly terrified. A poll showed most Americans are not voting for Shitler. Texas issued a statewide mask order. Dr. Fauci said mutations may make the virus more spreadable. In West Hollywood, California, the Sheriff's Department said they would cite people not wearing face coverings. RWNJ conserva-load Josh Bernstein blathered that President Man-Baby can't wear a mask because it would make the Rapist-in-Chief appear submissive on a global scale. The Church of God in Cleveland, Tennessee had to close due to a flare-up of infections in their congregation. An empty-headed GOP legislator in Arizona blamed Dr. Fauci and Dr. Birx for undermining the fight against COVID-19 with facts. An angry cop in Oregon went aggro upon a citizen for confronting him for not wearing a mask. Right-wing, well-sweatered whack-job Glenn Beck dug deep and went full loon with an emotional announcement of the cancellation of his upcoming train-tour "Restore America's Covenant With God," which was priced at over $9000 per ticket. The Crabs played clips of a racist, white a-hole harassing a woman of color for simply driving through his neighborhood. The evil orange fascist lurking about the White House is sad-face because he may have to cancel his upcoming campaign rally in Jacksonville, Florida.