Bolton's book claims many impeachable offenses by Trump. We deep dove into Melania's possible monetary deal to show public affection for PEEOTUS, and discussed an upcoming book about FLOTUS. Shite Senator Tehran Tom Cotton mumbled garbage over a nonexistent effort to turning the Washington Monument into an "obelisk of wokeness." Louisville banned no-knock warrants. Conserva-load Tomi Lahren performed a highly offensive fascist five minutes of horrendous stand-up comedy that proved perfectly abusive to the ears. Idiotic JEBUS-droid Coach Dave made the crap point that victims of "faith-ism" have it worse than victims of racism. Republican legislators in Ohio managed to push through an excessively stupid religious freedoms bill that included anti-science trash. The righteous Satanists are still going after bogus anti-choice trap laws. The Seattle Seahawks may be interested in signing Colin Kaepernick.