CrabDiving Radio Podcast

CrabDiving Radio Podcast


CrabDiving – Thu 060420 – Rudy Giuliani Went Bonkers In His Lair & More Generals Are Criticizing Trump

June 04, 2020

Rudy Giuliani went bonkers in his lair. Former Chief of Staff John Kelly threw support behind Mattis' rebuke of fascist Donald Trump. The Crabs mused over the identity of the secret security forces that popped in Washington D.C. Senator Lisa Murkowski offered a tempered denouncement of Man-baby's military threat upon the American people. Retired Marine General John Allen condemned Shitler's attacks of the protesters saying it was the beginning of the end of the American experience. Texas Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick blathered some crap about the country needing to return to JEEBUS to heal. Speaking of the Republic of Texas, a GOP official in the regressive state heartlessly suggested George Floyd's death was staged and the lunatic also mumbled mouth-garbage about mind control. A violent racist MAGAT pulled a gun on a protester in Newport Beach, CA. Also, in the category of "Trump's America," a bigoted nimrod headbutted an African American man at McDonald's and inexplicably called the cops for back-up? Finally, Ukraine found zero evidence to support accusations of wrongdoing by Hunter Biden regarding Burisma.