Biden's "You ain't black" gaffe ignited oh so many douche chills. Dick-tater Trump commanded houses of sky-god worship to reopen.  We learned tons of dittoheads and moronic Republicans believe philanthropist Bill Gates is dying to implant a microchip in their starfish. An Old Testament Texas mayor blathered women can't lead prayers at Jeebus temples. The malaria drug the rapist-in-chief was hawking makes the coronavirus even more deadly. A herd of open-carry Texas loons has threatened violence upon a Texas Sheriff. UK Christian wankers lost a stupid legal battle to ban an abortion pill. Professional load and Ark Encounter Poohbah Ken Ham announced no masks or social distancing will be required at his infrequently attended theme park. FBI Director Chris Wray ordered an internal review of the Mike Flynn case. The Governor of Michigan extended stay-at-home orders through June.