Trump's America heads back to the beach despite legitimate concerns about an even deadlier second wave of the virus. Carnival Cruises announced their business will resume midsummer, puke. While interviewed at the Lincoln Memorial, Shitler blathered to FOX News he's been treated worse than the sixteenth POTUS Lincoln who was assassinated. A conservative kook from Colorado who was planning a protest against sheltering in place orders was arrested for having pipe bombs. CNN anchor Don Lemon unloaded all over the Rapist-in-Chief calling man-baby out on his racism and his insane hatred of Obama. Freedom terrorist Ammon Bundy uttered weird and horrific antisemitism at a dumb protest against measures to stop the spread of the coronavirus. GOP a-hole Senator Joni Ernst of Iowa could lose her upcoming election. A total wanker was arrested for going on a licking spree. The courts voided a ton of land leases and sent big oil packing. COVID-19 puts nuclear power plants at risk. In Boston, stay-at-home protesters stupidly chanted the pandemic is "a hoax." Some diaper load in California went to the grocery store in a KKK hood.