Insane Clown Posse are better leaders than Trump as the group canceled their annual Juggalo gathering to protect their fans from the pandemic. An economic adviser to Trump suggested outfitting the public in space suits for the big reopening of Murica. Viewers of FOX News' spew-tastic, neckless wad known as "Hannity" are more likely to get coronavirus than those of xenophobe putrid pundit Tucker Carlson. Testing shows that millions of New York residents may have already been infected with COVID-19. Doughy Nazi Sith lord of fascism Sebastian Gorka blathered that manly men don't hate the Rapist-in-Chief. Alex Jones claims the governor of Texas endorses the whack-jobs protesting stay-at-home orders. Fourth Reich Barbie, Laura Ingraham attacked a Veteran Affairs study that showed hydroxychloroquine does nothing to stop the virus. President Man-baby flip-flopped on his thoughts about Georgia reopening, tossing Governor Kemp under the bus. Finally, the Crabs discussed "constitutionalist" sheriffs and the negatives of electing law enforcement leaders.