Trump's federal government hindering certain state's COVID-19 response is unimaginable. Three million masks purchased by Massachusetts were seized by the evil feds at the Port of New York. Moronic Trump supporters chanted "fire Fauci" at a lockdown protest in the not-so-great state of Texas. Meanwhile, Dr. Fauci condemned protesters demanding an end to the shutdown. Shitler-sucker Attorney General Billy Barr will help push states to relax social distancing orders. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez vowed to vote against a stimulus package devoid of progressive measures. Stocks and oil prices fell cuz COVID. We learned Democrats now have a clearer path to control the Senate. Unsurprisingly, Florida is the slowest in the nation to process its unemployment claims. The theocrat a-holes at Liberty Council urged churches to reopen May 3rd. The pandemic has inspired surge in deposits to sperm banks.