Dr. Oz is cool with 2-3% more COVID-19 deaths because it might get our mojo back. Also, if you want to hear the creepiest crap ever uttered by a sham TV doctor, listen to this episode of the progressive podcast. U.S. coronavirus deaths increased by a record amount for a second straight day. Shitler's popularity is now taking a tremendous nosedive amid the pandemic. States run by loons are expressing optimism about reopening the near future. Empty-brained Christian cultists in Kentucky compared coronavirus restrictions to Japanese internment in WW2. Our Secretary of State cranked it to level ten Handmaid's Tale as he formed a committee of ninnies tasked with chronicling evangelical starfish ache globally. The Michigan GOP lost a lawsuit claiming evil gerrymandering was their constitutional right. A nervy preacher from Louisiana asked his followers to donate their stimulus checks to the church cuz god-botherers gotta make that paper, pandemic or no.